So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32034. | Jxsonl (jxsonl) | 49.33 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 32035. | Samuel (xx_phyzik_xx) | 49.33 | 92% | 2018-03-19 |
| 32036. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 49.33 | 85% | 2012-07-03 |
| 32037. | Kaye (kakai) | 49.33 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 32038. | Adreanna (anmendoza2010) | 49.33 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 32039. | lucas (uaii) | 49.33 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 32040. | Roberta (roberta80) | 49.33 | 91% | 2013-09-20 |
| 32041. | Sam (csam) | 49.33 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 32042. | BB (bbusey99) | 49.33 | 88% | 2012-04-18 |
| 32043. | E (phillipcool127) | 49.32 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 32044. | Eddie (eddiekero) | 49.32 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 32045. | Campain (forge) | 49.32 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 32046. | Terry (s8901752004) | 49.32 | 95% | 2017-08-14 |
| 32047. | huang (jheng531) | 49.32 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 32048. | jay (anaclagon) | 49.32 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 32049. | Curse (curse10) | 49.31 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 32050. | Rafey (practicerace) | 49.30 | 88% | 2014-02-02 |
| 32051. | Dilon (diwalton) | 49.30 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 32052. | Peppa (peppa_24) | 49.30 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 32053. | Piyush (p1yu5h) | 49.30 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 32054. | winter (wintercool) | 49.30 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 32055. | Sinan (sinbin55) | 49.30 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 32056. | Jeremiah (wetsock625) | 49.29 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 32057. | tstats[amy313] (amy313) | 49.29 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 32058. | Umar (umar_king) | 49.29 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 32059. | Diego (diegoflipa) | 49.29 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 32060. | nguyen xuan (nxkien) | 49.29 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 32061. | lynette (can2) | 49.29 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 32062. | apple (appletree) | 49.29 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 32063. | tung (tungdcn) | 49.28 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |