So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29602. | YeahYuh (yeahyuh) | 53.66 | 85% | 2015-02-07 |
| 29603. | drop table (sonic0360) | 53.66 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 29604. | modern (pastocasto) | 53.66 | 95% | 2014-11-14 |
| 29605. | Sam (llepsmas) | 53.65 | 92.7% | 2023-09-07 |
| 29606. | Mastur (masturbateman) | 53.65 | 93.3% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29607. | ahmed (ahmedfoad246) | 53.65 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 29608. | Pablo (dusidu) | 53.65 | 91% | 2013-11-22 |
| 29609. | Wong (dog000hk) | 53.65 | 97% | 2014-12-10 |
| 29610. | Sergio (rtos) | 53.65 | 92% | 2015-03-05 |
| 29611. | Howie (howie4591) | 53.64 | 86% | 2016-12-06 |
| 29612. | Free Palestine (geeoder) | 53.63 | 93% | 2022-07-03 |
| 29613. | Fernando (itsfer5150) | 53.63 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
| 29614. | Nalinikanta (nalinikanta) | 53.63 | 96% | 2013-01-08 |
| 29615. | Sabri (saboryus) | 53.63 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 29616. | Aditya (c0de222) | 53.63 | 95% | 2014-12-04 |
| 29617. | Will (phenomenon) | 53.63 | 92% | 2012-04-18 |
| 29618. | ClasherPro (clasherpro) | 53.62 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 29619. | zeyad (egyptian_1211) | 53.62 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 29620. | Ricky (me18931125) | 53.62 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 29621. | pd9999 (pd9999) | 53.62 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
| 29622. | Peter (p.czigany@gmail.com) | 53.62 | 97% | 2014-11-18 |
| 29623. | Mark Hensen (kayumangi) | 53.62 | 99% | 2013-07-06 |
| 29624. | Daniel (jakab922) | 53.62 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
| 29625. | andrea (andrea_ita) | 53.61 | 91% | 2011-11-14 |
| 29626. | Howard (howardgraham) | 53.61 | 90% | 2013-10-12 |
| 29627. | Tommy (mechtech27) | 53.60 | 96% | 2020-01-18 |
| 29628. | mehboob (anam) | 53.60 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 29629. | CrossRush (tennisguy42) | 53.60 | 93% | 2015-12-08 |
| 29630. | Roig (roig) | 53.60 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 29631. | Emil (lagvenom) | 53.59 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |