As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12244. | Linh (linh62742) | 78.50 | 97% | 2015-04-04 |
| 12245. | Nikola (elenhar) | 78.50 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 12246. | Alvin (vinch23) | 78.49 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12247. | hype train (herman12345) | 78.48 | 97% | 2024-05-27 |
| 12248. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 78.48 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12249. | Kenn (pieslinger) | 78.48 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 12250. | Luke (dragonacorn) | 78.48 | 97.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12251. | mrta (mrta) | 78.48 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 12252. | Jed (zhenya) | 78.48 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12253. | Ross (zileanthebomb) | 78.48 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
| 12254. | Dominik (jazzon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 12255. | sugdese (sugdese) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 12256. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 12257. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 12258. | Santiago (regoot) | 78.47 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
| 12259. | Davit (alpha_17) | 78.46 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 12260. | Samarth (samarth_18) | 78.45 | 95.2% | 2024-08-28 |
| 12261. | Manman (sadfredred) | 78.45 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 12262. | Álvaro (ashsan98) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12263. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 78.45 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 12264. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.45 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 12265. | Gabriel (cptwolfy) | 78.45 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 12266. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
| 12267. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 78.45 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| 12268. | alam (alamjael) | 78.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 12269. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 78.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 12270. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 78.44 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 12271. | anup (anuphunt) | 78.44 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 12272. | Zvezdi (zvezdityper) | 78.43 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12273. | Aaron (wayku) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |