The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16983. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 16984. | DeSparta (desparta) | 76.92 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16985. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 76.92 | 93% | 2014-08-26 |
| 16986. | . (cuzto) | 76.91 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 16987. | Paizo (paizo) | 76.91 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 16988. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 76.91 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16989. | Jennifer (jennifrawr) | 76.91 | 95% | 2012-08-13 |
| 16990. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 76.91 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| 16991. | MM4005 (mm4005) | 76.91 | 91% | 2017-03-02 |
| 16992. | Ardy (ardyyy) | 76.90 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 16993. | Suzanne (crowderhead) | 76.90 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 16994. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 76.90 | 94.9% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16995. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 76.90 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16996. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 76.90 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 16997. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 76.90 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 16998. | Joseph (jonas223xc) | 76.90 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 16999. | Jack (moonbubbles) | 76.89 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 17000. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 76.89 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 17001. | MysticTyper (benjaminchung) | 76.89 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 17002. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 76.89 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 17003. | nguyen ngoc hoa (embeheo) | 76.89 | 99% | 2012-11-19 |
| 17004. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 76.89 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 17005. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 76.89 | 94.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 17006. | maria (trebol) | 76.89 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 17007. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 76.89 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 17008. | martin (martin642) | 76.88 | 98.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 17009. | 👽 (sofreakingslow) | 76.88 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17010. | Ce (celineusa) | 76.88 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 17011. | Howlh (howlh) | 76.88 | 96.6% | 2023-08-08 |
| 17012. | Austin (thisissugar) | 76.88 | 88% | 2012-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |