So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11477. | (twentey) | 82.29 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
| 11478. | (sami6788) | 82.29 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 11479. | (jayvoodoo) | 82.29 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11480. | (nack2) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11481. | (mahmoud_x) | 82.28 | 96.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 11482. | Aufan (icepondx) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11483. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.28 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
| 11484. | Sami (sami49) | 82.28 | 96% | 2013-08-27 |
| 11485. | (dareldomu) | 82.28 | 98% | 2014-12-14 |
| 11486. | (be11y) | 82.27 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11487. | (sushil26) | 82.26 | 98.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11488. | (zsynthical) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11489. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11490. | Bailee (doodlemama22) | 82.26 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11491. | (sohelahmed) | 82.26 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 11492. | (arthurmog) | 82.26 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 11493. | (beeinspired) | 82.25 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11494. | (ber0620) | 82.25 | 95.5% | 2023-06-24 |
| 11495. | Johan (oxpost) | 82.25 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 11496. | (daineljaning) | 82.25 | 96.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11497. | (mwilcox1) | 82.25 | 96% | 2013-08-05 |
| 11498. | Muni (iluvamsa) | 82.24 | 93% | 2014-11-21 |
| 11499. | (phibit) | 82.24 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 11500. | (froggo_) | 82.24 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 11501. | Heufy (heufy) | 82.23 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 11502. | (chanziteng) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 11503. | (gaby0072) | 82.23 | 95% | 2012-03-05 |
| 11504. | (jorgleframpleton) | 82.23 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11505. | (kobaltkookie) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11506. | Type like never before! (re... | 82.23 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |