See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7484. | Ryan (ryanm42) | 90.02 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 7485. | Serv (servgd) | 90.02 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7486. | Edward (bergiusknickroid) | 90.01 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 7487. | oscar (xfoggys) | 90.01 | 96% | 2025-09-12 |
| 7488. | Justin (orion_nebula) | 90.01 | 97% | 2024-01-27 |
| 7489. | rideler (rideler) | 90.01 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 7490. | sloth on sedative (johnbogu... | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 7491. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 90.00 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 7492. | Benjamin (benky25) | 89.98 | 96.8% | 2024-07-03 |
| 7493. | Da_ONe (sasage_04) | 89.97 | 100% | 2025-05-31 |
| 7494. | sliptok (sliptok) | 89.97 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 7495. | Nxeuz (nexuz_) | 89.97 | 97.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7496. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 89.97 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 7497. | Misa_thegoat_sniper3 (misat... | 89.96 | 97.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 7498. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 7499. | luoshuyi (luoshuyi) | 89.96 | 97% | 2025-07-29 |
| 7500. | Ghafass (ghafass) | 89.95 | 100% | 2025-08-11 |
| 7501. | Ryan (oxidizing_agent) | 89.95 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 7502. | kraklo (kraklo) | 89.95 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 7503. | Gervin (dumble_doge) | 89.95 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 7504. | Connor (jonecon) | 89.95 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 7505. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 89.94 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7506. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 89.94 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 7507. | korn (itthikorn777) | 89.93 | 97% | 2025-09-20 |
| 7508. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 89.93 | 96.8% | 2023-07-15 |
| 7509. | Sharini (shebrews) | 89.92 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 7510. | DashHash (dashhash) | 89.92 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 7511. | Gunner (gunner8) | 89.92 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 7512. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 89.91 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7513. | z (zsynthical) | 89.91 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |