Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32755. | ysanel (ysanelle) | 48.22 | 95% | 2018-05-13 |
| 32756. | Michelle (m_smith770) | 48.22 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 32757. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 48.22 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 32758. | Guy (guyjariya) | 48.22 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 32759. | Janet (hawwaiii) | 48.22 | 95% | 2023-05-20 |
| 32760. | Cole (koalapear) | 48.21 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 32761. | nhan (quocnhan) | 48.21 | 91% | 2012-06-09 |
| 32762. | Chihiro (chihiro_tange) | 48.21 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 32763. | Peppa (peppa_the_pig) | 48.21 | 96.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 32764. | jack (pallicord) | 48.20 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
| 32765. | shiny (shinypichu88) | 48.20 | 94% | 2013-06-03 |
| 32766. | Autumn (autumn1) | 48.20 | 96% | 2011-10-31 |
| 32767. | Thor (johnthebestmountainman) | 48.20 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 32768. | kishan (kishanraj2006) | 48.20 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 32769. | Lakhan (luckyjin) | 48.20 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 32770. | Chals (djchals) | 48.20 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 32771. | Raphael (oxidation) | 48.19 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 32772. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 48.19 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 32773. | gta (asldkfj) | 48.19 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 32774. | Salgi (adrs) | 48.19 | 95% | 2016-09-25 |
| 32775. | Afridi (afridi4u) | 48.18 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 32776. | gakuse (gakuse) | 48.18 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 32777. | tina (capirinha) | 48.18 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 32778. | Braeden (braedenl) | 48.18 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 32779. | Lewis (the_mysterium) | 48.18 | 94% | 2021-10-24 |
| 32780. | Ryan (aerilan) | 48.18 | 93% | 2022-12-05 |
| 32781. | Chika (chika) | 48.17 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 32782. | LethargicSloth (lethargicsl... | 48.17 | 94% | 2019-11-11 |
| 32783. | Clara (elizabethkamosirenaine) | 48.17 | 97.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 32784. | Jahodovydzem (jahodovydzem) | 48.17 | 94% | 2022-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |