So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11317. | haha01haha01 (haha01haha01) | 82.46 | — | 2010-10-27 |
11318. | Gideon (gwong97) | 82.46 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
11319. | Euan (darkrygen) | 82.45 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
11320. | Peter (avezan) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
11321. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 82.45 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
11322. | Het (hettyhoyles) | 82.45 | — | 2009-05-22 |
11323. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 82.45 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
11324. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 82.45 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
11325. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 82.45 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
11326. | chachasoba (chachasoba) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
11327. | nanoray (saliciti) | 82.44 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
11328. | Sam (gates250) | 82.44 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
11329. | (nagaland) | 82.44 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
11330. | Thomas (thomastodia) | 82.44 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
11331. | Abbie (cutekreme) | 82.44 | — | 2009-08-18 |
11332. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 82.44 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
11333. | your mome (roseofsithis) | 82.43 | 85% | 2012-05-09 |
11334. | Mike (mike_121) | 82.43 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
11335. | Leo (asdbooh) | 82.43 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
11336. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
11337. | Julie (babelsquirrel) | 82.43 | — | 2010-12-27 |
11338. | David (fidesachates) | 82.43 | 90% | 2013-01-04 |
11339. | Juls (juls22) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
11340. | Kardo (ricardolaulh) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
11341. | LikeABoss (jlikeaboss) | 82.42 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
11342. | SirAlig (siralig) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
11343. | Kenton (kenton) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-16 |
11344. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.42 | 88% | 2012-01-26 |
11345. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
11346. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 82.41 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |