I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4013. | (sarjunt) | 106.12 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 4014. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 106.12 | 98.7% | 2024-07-22 |
| 4015. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 106.12 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 4016. | PapaVapes (papavapes) | 106.12 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4017. | (andrewykim528) | 106.12 | 100% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4018. | (pro_grammer123) | 106.11 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 4019. | Max (winstonlisa) | 106.11 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 4020. | MJ (mj_02) | 106.10 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 4021. | huy (huyxcao) | 106.09 | 96% | 2025-12-16 |
| 4022. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 106.09 | 99.3% | 2024-03-04 |
| 4023. | Lowk (gae_23) | 106.09 | 97.4% | 2025-03-08 |
| 4024. | Arma (armaggedun) | 106.09 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 4025. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 106.09 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 4026. | Ronald (primarch) | 106.09 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4027. | (peakthepenny) | 106.08 | 98.3% | 2024-03-05 |
| 4028. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 106.08 | 100% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4029. | Rodrigo (crotalos) | 106.07 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 4030. | Jizz (mamski) | 106.07 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 4031. | corb (corbinireton) | 106.07 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 4032. | OP (owenpatch) | 106.07 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 4033. | brud (bbbeat) | 106.07 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 4034. | (1sreng) | 106.07 | 99% | 2024-05-24 |
| 4035. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 106.07 | 100% | 2023-01-27 |
| 4036. | Griff (gfargo) | 106.07 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 4037. | Alexander (alexanders1123) | 106.07 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 4038. | natalie (natannelie) | 106.07 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4039. | Jared (speedywallace) | 106.06 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 4040. | dandan (dandan4545) | 106.06 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 4041. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 106.05 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 4042. | candyyyyyyy (andewa_05) | 106.05 | 97.3% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |