As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18918. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 64.39 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
| 18919. | Meor (acnolog1a) | 64.38 | 94% | 2020-05-10 |
| 18920. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 64.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 18921. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 64.38 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 18922. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 64.38 | 92% | 2015-05-13 |
| 18923. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 64.38 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18924. | John (subarutato) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18925. | la1 (xtyping) | 64.38 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 18926. | angel (ange_l) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18927. | Blake (blakeh36) | 64.38 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
| 18928. | John Johnson (johnjohnsonju... | 64.37 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 18929. | DholaSain (cptmujahid) | 64.37 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 18930. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 64.37 | 91% | 2017-03-11 |
| 18931. | hasan (hasanpiker) | 64.36 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 18932. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 64.36 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 18933. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 64.36 | 95% | 2022-06-21 |
| 18934. | Myth (oversteer) | 64.35 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 18935. | thilagesh__ (thilagesh__) | 64.35 | 97.2% | 2024-09-22 |
| 18936. | Andy (andy3j) | 64.35 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 18937. | Saif (saif6577) | 64.35 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 18938. | NightCoRe (xuancarlos08) | 64.35 | 93% | 2021-01-01 |
| 18939. | Andrew (_agiroth_) | 64.35 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 18940. | Bryan (bbennek) | 64.34 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 18941. | (singalong_monkey) | 64.34 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 18942. | clutch (sachin667) | 64.34 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 18943. | Dominik (xkowal99) | 64.34 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 18944. | NeoX (neoxbit) | 64.34 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 18945. | Joseph (zingers) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 18946. | Nicolas (xkandra) | 64.33 | 95.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 18947. | Evan (vladimir_gluten37) | 64.33 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |