I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13427. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13428. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13429. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 79.22 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13430. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 79.22 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13431. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13432. | YEet (yeeaat) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13433. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13434. | Alec (abahrami) | 79.21 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 13435. | Bob (rando3691) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13436. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 13437. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13438. | Jenna (jennr123) | 79.20 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 13439. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 13440. | justin (sonzoffury) | 79.20 | 84% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13441. | rsm (terrorick1) | 79.19 | 96.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 13442. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 79.19 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13443. | ipaperkill (ipaperkill) | 79.18 | 92% | 2016-12-21 |
| 13444. | Aziret (overratedd) | 79.18 | 95.9% | 2024-03-13 |
| 13445. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 79.18 | 96.6% | 2024-08-27 |
| 13446. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 13447. | MJ (smaji182) | 79.18 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 13448. | OFCL (ofcl115) | 79.17 | 96.4% | 2025-03-18 |
| 13449. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 79.17 | 96.1% | 2024-06-26 |
| 13450. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 79.17 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 13451. | Owen (owenl131) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 13452. | Adrian (cui3e) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 13453. | lice_rello (lice_rello) | 79.16 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 13454. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 79.16 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
| 13455. | Pepsi (bombchicken) | 79.16 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 13456. | Skiimask (popularloser) | 79.16 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |