So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2926. | TortoiseTyper (tortoisetype... | 107.93 | 96.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 2927. | Meep (meeeep) | 107.93 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2928. | Carl (carl_) | 107.93 | 96% | 2014-09-24 |
| 2929. | wojtek (kwojtek14) | 107.92 | 99% | 2015-01-29 |
| 2930. | Josh (vballdart) | 107.91 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
| 2931. | txt (roara2k1) | 107.89 | 90% | 2012-09-23 |
| 2932. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 107.87 | 92% | 2011-05-08 |
| 2933. | Josh (josh627) | 107.86 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2934. | Marco (astroqueen) | 107.86 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 2935. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 107.83 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2936. | km (kmamp) | 107.83 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 2937. | Jwad (jaziz) | 107.82 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 2938. | bruh (erik2405_) | 107.82 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 2939. | kautilya (kautilya99) | 107.81 | 99% | 2016-12-14 |
| 2940. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 107.80 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 2941. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 107.80 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 2942. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 107.79 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 2943. | Overpowdered (overpowdered) | 107.79 | 94% | 2013-01-18 |
| 2944. | Bean (beanervibez) | 107.78 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 2945. | Pablo (pnevares) | 107.78 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 2946. | Seaking (seaking) | 107.75 | 96% | 2012-12-08 |
| 2947. | I dream of horses (tommyk1) | 107.75 | 95% | 2016-01-07 |
| 2948. | Desirae (desixxbabii) | 107.75 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 2949. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 107.74 | 99% | 2021-11-04 |
| 2950. | Xiss (kaniric) | 107.74 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 2951. | AurumKodEXo (aurum_kodexo) | 107.74 | 100% | 2014-08-11 |
| 2952. | Me (hm29168) | 107.73 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 2953. | liltayla (liltayla) | 107.72 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2954. | katy (kat198135) | 107.72 | 99% | 2014-11-06 |
| 2955. | -E (e1996) | 107.72 | 95% | 2014-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |