I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9689. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 90.99 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 9690. | Matt (matt9876) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 9691. | (bobby29831) | 90.99 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9692. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 90.99 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9693. | Yenah (really_bad_at_typing_) | 90.99 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9694. | Min.ontheGo (locminhelt) | 90.98 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9695. | Dreamer (learningtotypeit) | 90.98 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9696. | spaz (spazhands) | 90.98 | 100% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9697. | AAAAAAAAA (laolaolao1) | 90.98 | 96.7% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9698. | Hector (datafli) | 90.98 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 9699. | Chuck (phreoq) | 90.98 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 9700. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 90.98 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 9701. | Márton (marconka) | 90.97 | 100% | 2024-01-10 |
| 9702. | BMO (balot2020) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9703. | Zach (coffinfit) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 9704. | alex (alexaesopos) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9705. | Clarence (hondarvf400) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9706. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9707. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.96 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9708. | Doiv (doiv23) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9709. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9710. | Kingofnight (kingofnight) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9711. | Andrei (headpats) | 90.95 | 98.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9712. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9713. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.94 | 97.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9714. | mynameisnotdaniel (ihategog... | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9715. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 90.94 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9716. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 90.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-23 |
| 9717. | Jean (jay_ar3) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9718. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |