So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6757. | (sodasiphon) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
| 6758. | (shay42) | 93.16 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 6759. | Amos (amosbird) | 93.16 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6760. | (bhuri) | 93.15 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 6761. | (ostricheleven) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6762. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 93.15 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6763. | Zaine (zyrrol) | 93.15 | 94% | 2011-09-10 |
| 6764. | (femto3f) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6765. | (tuwuna) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 6766. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 93.14 | 99% | 2014-01-24 |
| 6767. | alex (dcaa) | 93.14 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 6768. | (qiangjianfan) | 93.13 | 86% | 2014-05-04 |
| 6769. | (plumerias) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 6770. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 93.12 | 95% | 2012-07-15 |
| 6771. | (jaythesloth) | 93.11 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 6772. | (doctorsaywhat) | 93.11 | 96% | 2011-11-15 |
| 6773. | Si Per Trer (sipertrer) | 93.10 | 98.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 6774. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 6775. | (pea_nut) | 93.10 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 6776. | memory_leak (overloaded) | 93.10 | 89% | 2015-02-28 |
| 6777. | (greenleafy) | 93.08 | 90% | 2015-08-18 |
| 6778. | (substring) | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 6779. | (cooper6581) | 93.07 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 6780. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 93.07 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 6781. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 93.07 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
| 6782. | ArkoSammy12 (arkosammy_1208) | 93.06 | 96.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 6783. | (dosloy) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6784. | (allis0n_cabala) | 93.06 | 99% | 2013-07-31 |
| 6785. | Based (basedbranches) | 93.05 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 6786. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 93.05 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |