The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8164. | HJ (hjteq) | 50.61 | 96.8% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8165. | volt (voltb) | 50.61 | 91% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8166. | benimaru (benimaru) | 50.61 | 95% | 2011-12-17 |
| 8167. | Jay (jaykes) | 50.61 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 8168. | Eric (erpc381) | 50.61 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 8169. | bahar (bahar_a) | 50.61 | 93% | 2011-07-04 |
| 8170. | andrew (kankyu) | 50.60 | 93% | 2012-12-13 |
| 8171. | Lazar (itqchi_) | 50.60 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 8172. | TJ (skarm98) | 50.59 | 88% | 2016-02-18 |
| 8173. | Andrew (awhale) | 50.59 | 91% | 2013-03-20 |
| 8174. | Aditya (kucingfiraun) | 50.59 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8175. | sandeep (tenali) | 50.59 | 96% | 2013-08-23 |
| 8176. | Rouki (loke3096) | 50.59 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 8177. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.59 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 8178. | vivek (me238) | 50.59 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 8179. | Austin (austinstory) | 50.59 | 96% | 2012-11-05 |
| 8180. | Aryan (rocket2206) | 50.58 | 94.5% | 2023-08-01 |
| 8181. | overlord (overlllord) | 50.58 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8182. | G (kalmyk) | 50.58 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| 8183. | alex (airboy) | 50.57 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 8184. | Kenny (kchu) | 50.57 | 94% | 2012-07-06 |
| 8185. | Kowalzki (kowalzki45) | 50.56 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8186. | BASANT (basantsmith) | 50.56 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 8187. | roshan (rowri) | 50.56 | 98% | 2012-08-04 |
| 8188. | CheckPoint (checkpointcharlie) | 50.56 | 95% | 2019-08-05 |
| 8189. | magara (magara) | 50.56 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 8190. | David (luanpro357) | 50.56 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 8191. | godspeed (thegr8kabeer) | 50.55 | 94% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8192. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 50.55 | 95% | 2013-06-18 |
| 8193. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 50.54 | 92% | 2015-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |