The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9681. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 101.46 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 9682. | Andrew (monkegoist) | 101.46 | 100% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9683. | chonk (gooseiman) | 101.45 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 9684. | adde (addenub) | 101.45 | 92% | 2014-08-31 |
| 9685. | sem (elsemyano) | 101.45 | 100% | 2014-09-11 |
| 9686. | Maria (mariatran9) | 101.45 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 9687. | lemon (lemmings) | 101.45 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 9688. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 101.45 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 9689. | ONRAGE (onrage) | 101.44 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 9690. | D (deathnoters) | 101.44 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9691. | Mark (markli) | 101.43 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 9692. | Andrew (jigsawphoenix) | 101.43 | 90% | 2015-04-25 |
| 9693. | BRUUTAL (bruutal) | 101.43 | 97% | 2012-09-23 |
| 9694. | Will (whimsicalwill) | 101.43 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 9695. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 101.43 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9696. | Hayk (hayk) | 101.43 | 93% | 2011-06-03 |
| 9697. | Gali (galitype) | 101.42 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9698. | Conor (ulcha2) | 101.42 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9699. | Kian (kpm9) | 101.42 | 95.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9700. | David (123asop) | 101.42 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9701. | powerpunch is noob (overdosed) | 101.42 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 9702. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 101.42 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9703. | Krishna (krisis) | 101.42 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| 9704. | Felix (thesarge) | 101.41 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9705. | Yung (gildeezy) | 101.41 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 9706. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 101.41 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 9707. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 101.41 | 93% | 2011-10-18 |
| 9708. | mago (magomago) | 101.41 | 98% | 2014-02-01 |
| 9709. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 101.41 | 98% | 2013-03-25 |
| 9710. | Icurus (icurusgg) | 101.40 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |