And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13575. | IGA (amateur_) | 90.36 | 99% | 2013-02-21 |
| 13576. | Who (racerwho) | 90.36 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 13577. | Narek (ngwallace) | 90.36 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13578. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 90.36 | 98% | 2014-11-14 |
| 13579. | henry (luckyhenry) | 90.36 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13580. | alt0 (alt0) | 90.36 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13581. | cj (mp7maniac) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 13582. | Mikkel (gmikkel) | 90.36 | 95% | 2012-11-15 |
| 13583. | Andrew (taroth) | 90.36 | 97% | 2015-02-11 |
| 13584. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.36 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13585. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 90.36 | 92% | 2013-09-06 |
| 13586. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.36 | 100% | 2013-12-12 |
| 13587. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 90.35 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 13588. | Jumbo (stinkusminkus) | 90.35 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 13589. | Devin (dmkbills) | 90.35 | 98% | 2012-11-06 |
| 13590. | Trung (trungpb) | 90.35 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 13591. | Sarvjot (sarvjot42) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 13592. | BandNerd (band_nerd1) | 90.34 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13593. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13594. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 90.34 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 13595. | Elizabeth (deadachek) | 90.34 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13596. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-01-01 |
| 13597. | Ryan (ronethenorseman) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 13598. | Demon (sun_voca) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13599. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 90.33 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13600. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 90.33 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 13601. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 90.33 | 97% | 2015-06-29 |
| 13602. | janer (jcamann) | 90.33 | 99% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13603. | Ben (keltil) | 90.32 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 13604. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 90.32 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |