Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13871. | aaaa (alaudevs) | 78.71 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13872. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 78.71 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13873. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 78.71 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 13874. | OisÃn (oisinoduibhir) | 78.71 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13875. | TouchTyping (touchtyping) | 78.70 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 13876. | Nikki (poophandz) | 78.70 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 13877. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 78.70 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 13878. | Emma (_emma) | 78.70 | 99% | 2020-10-13 |
| 13879. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 78.70 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 13880. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 78.70 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13881. | tuyul (tuyulsipit) | 78.70 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 13882. | PMA (huy2272) | 78.70 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13883. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 78.69 | 99% | 2018-11-12 |
| 13884. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 78.69 | 94.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 13885. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 78.69 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 13886. | Grace (gracezhang) | 78.69 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 13887. | bruno (brunowintzell) | 78.68 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 13888. | Oscar (ovallner) | 78.68 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 13889. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 78.68 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13890. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 78.68 | 96.5% | 2023-07-24 |
| 13891. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 78.67 | 92% | 2016-05-16 |
| 13892. | Junle (junlez) | 78.67 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13893. | Mel (melvin101) | 78.67 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13894. | Tom (tommyb) | 78.66 | 95% | 2015-03-17 |
| 13895. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 78.66 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13896. | Koala (koalazoo) | 78.66 | 94% | 2019-10-05 |
| 13897. | Hakon (spoink) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 13898. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 78.66 | 98.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 13899. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 78.65 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 13900. | Blaze (klblaz) | 78.65 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |