The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11598. | Wan Iskandar (wanis02) | 43.75 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 11599. | ritu (ritu3327) | 43.75 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 11600. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 43.75 | 93% | 2022-07-31 |
| 11601. | Hamed (hamedarafa) | 43.75 | 91% | 2013-05-09 |
| 11602. | Chris (patterns) | 43.75 | 95% | 2013-06-26 |
| 11603. | G (zger) | 43.74 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
| 11604. | Umid (umid2000) | 43.74 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11605. | Gagan (gbenipal) | 43.74 | 96.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11606. | Aidan (yaboybeans) | 43.74 | 92.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11607. | Dirk (bigfreak) | 43.74 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 11608. | tszyiu (hungtszyiu) | 43.74 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 11609. | Twilight (twilight) | 43.74 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 11610. | TreedoK (treedok) | 43.73 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11611. | Eli (leonardoeli) | 43.73 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11612. | Pervy (bbking2bobby@yahoo.com) | 43.73 | 89% | 2012-09-12 |
| 11613. | Yoo (cacao) | 43.73 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 11614. | Max (maxinema) | 43.72 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11615. | Ovidiu (ov_ant) | 43.72 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11616. | wenjie (wenjie) | 43.72 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 11617. | Chandu (chatarishekar@gmail... | 43.71 | 89% | 2012-08-22 |
| 11618. | Diego (yourdadishere) | 43.71 | 90% | 2016-04-19 |
| 11619. | Ford Mustang (ford_mustang) | 43.70 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11620. | Hiraya (sheesh_24) | 43.70 | 93% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11621. | Aranav (aranav1500) | 43.70 | 94% | 2018-01-27 |
| 11622. | Jonathon (swaggyphresh) | 43.70 | 92% | 2013-11-14 |
| 11623. | Isabelle (tomboy1012345) | 43.69 | 96.2% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11624. | SquadWiper (krishnasai3cks) | 43.69 | 94% | 2018-12-01 |
| 11625. | Peri (peri272@yahoo.com.tw) | 43.69 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 11626. | Bilal Fatah (bilalfatah) | 43.68 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 11627. | Francesco Olson (bizzerz) | 43.68 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |