So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21884. | Edison (eddie_boy) | 65.34 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 21885. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 65.34 | 93% | 2018-06-07 |
| 21886. | Billy (billychan1988) | 65.34 | 97% | 2015-01-07 |
| 21887. | bilalashraf148@gmail.com (b... | 65.34 | 97% | 2015-08-25 |
| 21888. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 65.33 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| 21889. | Alexander (abelics) | 65.33 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 21890. | Christ (opposition) | 65.33 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 21891. | Kamil (smokinmon) | 65.32 | 95% | 2013-12-16 |
| 21892. | Josiah (ejosiah) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21893. | Assael (assael21) | 65.32 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 21894. | Leung (noobie_markie) | 65.32 | 97.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21895. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 65.32 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 21896. | Victor (anuktoy) | 65.32 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 21897. | EEJ (edoero) | 65.32 | 94% | 2012-11-11 |
| 21898. | NO (longkiemphi) | 65.32 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 21899. | Gian (gian) | 65.32 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 21900. | Cezar (outstanding29wpm) | 65.31 | 93% | 2021-05-31 |
| 21901. | Kevin (kevinpro97) | 65.31 | 88% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21902. | Ifrah (ahmed_ifrah) | 65.31 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 21903. | gujjar (gujjarji) | 65.31 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 21904. | ... (ihavenoideawhattomakem... | 65.31 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 21905. | DDennit (nauruto4500) | 65.31 | 97% | 2014-09-08 |
| 21906. | Wake (awriter) | 65.31 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 21907. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 65.31 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 21908. | Vadim (vadimk) | 65.31 | 99% | 2012-04-05 |
| 21909. | mujib (mogibm2007) | 65.31 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 21910. | Amit (_amit_) | 65.30 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 21911. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 65.30 | 97.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 21912. | TheHurriedRabbit (thehurrie... | 65.30 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 21913. | Nikolaj (baseyard) | 65.30 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |