The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1152. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 71.21 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 1153. | Mako (megy147) | 71.20 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 1154. | Numsi (numsi) | 71.19 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 1155. | Cory (elqmilq) | 71.19 | 93% | 2014-06-11 |
| 1156. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 71.18 | 88% | 2017-05-27 |
| 1157. | Huy (pikeman222) | 71.18 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
| 1158. | Trent (trentjones21) | 71.17 | 95% | 2012-07-01 |
| 1159. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 71.17 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 1160. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 71.17 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1161. | Marwan (quarz) | 71.17 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 1162. | lettel (lettel) | 71.16 | 97% | 2011-12-01 |
| 1163. | Huỳnh Minh HÆ°á»›ng (huon... | 71.15 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 1164. | Danny (dingyua7) | 71.14 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 1165. | emae (emae08) | 71.14 | 90% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1166. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 71.13 | 99% | 2016-02-14 |
| 1167. | Joyce (jade789) | 71.12 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 1168. | Markus (himike) | 71.11 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 1169. | Rick (outrunwolf) | 71.11 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 1170. | Luke (lukeov) | 71.10 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1171. | Kurt (sakultruk) | 71.10 | 89% | 2011-11-01 |
| 1172. | Ameer (isocket) | 71.07 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 1173. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 71.07 | 97% | 2014-04-30 |
| 1174. | Justin (geoth) | 71.05 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 1175. | Wroom! (wrom) | 71.05 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 1176. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 71.04 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 1177. | Jane (joey2216) | 71.03 | 94% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1178. | Bilal (bilaltufail) | 71.03 | 96% | 2014-02-08 |
| 1179. | Guest (stay8899) | 71.02 | 97% | 2013-09-22 |
| 1180. | Tran Thanh Tu (toila3t) | 71.02 | 92% | 2015-02-27 |
| 1181. | Huy (pdah) | 71.01 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |