And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22864. | Bob (bobgolf) | 74.35 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 22865. | Brandon (brandondeboer) | 74.34 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 22866. | Alex (typh0n) | 74.34 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 22867. | Marasy (marasy8) | 74.34 | 89% | 2016-03-14 |
| 22868. | Mike (fluffymikeb) | 74.34 | 93% | 2012-09-28 |
| 22869. | Angel (angelhiram) | 74.34 | 95.5% | 2023-07-04 |
| 22870. | fiki (fiki_miki) | 74.34 | 96% | 2022-12-23 |
| 22871. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 74.34 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 22872. | AxE (axe_axe) | 74.34 | 22% | 2016-11-08 |
| 22873. | Alexandra (alleyandra) | 74.34 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 22874. | vincent (yoinneroid) | 74.34 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
| 22875. | Kevin (kwwelch) | 74.34 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 22876. | Jo (subiray) | 74.34 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
| 22877. | Erick (erick501) | 74.33 | 95.9% | 2023-05-18 |
| 22878. | Oleg (germeson) | 74.33 | 92% | 2011-08-18 |
| 22879. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 74.33 | 94% | 2017-05-02 |
| 22880. | mimi (mochinuts) | 74.32 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 22881. | Matthew (xyloswagg96) | 74.32 | 96% | 2016-09-11 |
| 22882. | Brian (outremonde) | 74.32 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 22883. | lisa (little_bee) | 74.32 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 22884. | Nick (nspinner) | 74.32 | 93% | 2014-08-25 |
| 22885. | amit (boogeh) | 74.31 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
| 22886. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 74.31 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 22887. | Dejan (koliko) | 74.31 | 98% | 2013-11-25 |
| 22888. | zythr (zythr) | 74.30 | 93% | 2017-02-04 |
| 22889. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 74.30 | 97.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 22890. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 74.30 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 22891. | Ralph Angelo (slow_penguin) | 74.30 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22892. | Cam (archlinuxuser) | 74.30 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 22893. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 74.30 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |