Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32313. | Eshwa (eshwa_challa) | 48.86 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 32314. | Tom (gnengi) | 48.86 | 91% | 2012-02-22 |
| 32315. | Ryan (rhyemar) | 48.85 | 85% | 2011-06-15 |
| 32316. | Zörgő (dodifix) | 48.85 | 95% | 2017-09-13 |
| 32317. | Dawn (dwt9) | 48.85 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 32318. | dire (direlord) | 48.85 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
| 32319. | Fazal Hadi (dfwererewr) | 48.85 | 96.3% | 2023-07-27 |
| 32320. | ritesh (ritesht120) | 48.84 | 92% | 2016-06-11 |
| 32321. | Ole (hegge) | 48.84 | 85% | 2012-01-12 |
| 32322. | NalynnZ (nalynnz) | 48.84 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 32323. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 48.84 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 32324. | Waseem03098513163 (waseem3737) | 48.84 | 93% | 2022-12-11 |
| 32325. | can (hacciede) | 48.83 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 32326. | Chris (myayavi) | 48.83 | 89% | 2017-03-16 |
| 32327. | Yi (escapetiger) | 48.83 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 32328. | ahmed (machete_77) | 48.83 | 94% | 2023-05-24 |
| 32329. | Sudantha (sudantha) | 48.82 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 32330. | Hang (nhanhhonnua) | 48.82 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
| 32331. | ivan (ivanferraro) | 48.82 | 94% | 2020-12-20 |
| 32332. | Viktor (outlawedchop) | 48.82 | 92% | 2022-12-23 |
| 32333. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 48.82 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 32334. | Hanna (hanna@prudentialempl... | 48.81 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 32335. | vivek (vivekprocoder) | 48.81 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 32336. | Ben (bkusleika) | 48.81 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 32337. | Dev (devgupta55) | 48.81 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 32338. | emad (emo991) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-20 |
| 32339. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 48.80 | 93% | 2012-02-29 |
| 32340. | anny (sweet_anny) | 48.80 | 98% | 2013-07-08 |
| 32341. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 48.80 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 32342. | vari_kun (vari_kun) | 48.80 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |