So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28616. | danbo (supardanil) | 55.20 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 28617. | 666 (powersl4ve) | 55.20 | 94% | 2022-09-12 |
| 28618. | Redflamingo (redflamingo13) | 55.20 | 89% | 2016-03-07 |
| 28619. | Lara (lara_anika) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 28620. | Omunyokol (omunyokol) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 28621. | John (bruh9832987) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 28622. | Marcus (marcusteo2) | 55.20 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 28623. | aadrm (aadrm) | 55.20 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
| 28624. | GoD (1_god_1) | 55.19 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 28625. | Wise (wisemaster1077) | 55.19 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 28626. | Shanna (loveisintheair) | 55.19 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
| 28627. | Katie (progress_2010) | 55.19 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 28628. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 55.19 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
| 28629. | Wara!ch (focuswow) | 55.18 | 86% | 2015-03-01 |
| 28630. | Akhilesh (aki79) | 55.18 | 95% | 2020-04-12 |
| 28631. | Winter (jamesbandit) | 55.18 | 94.1% | 2023-07-05 |
| 28632. | MD MOBI (mdmobi) | 55.17 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 28633. | Charlie (charliesteer) | 55.17 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 28634. | Outix (outix) | 55.17 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 28635. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 55.17 | 89% | 2015-07-01 |
| 28636. | Isaac (isaaclam0425) | 55.17 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 28637. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 55.16 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 28638. | Caleb (calebnatw) | 55.16 | 92% | 2021-06-06 |
| 28639. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 55.16 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28640. | zech (zechariah) | 55.16 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 28641. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 55.16 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 28642. | Loafie (loafie) | 55.16 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
| 28643. | Josh (joshiepoops) | 55.15 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 28644. | Rahul (rahuls1995) | 55.15 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 28645. | Eric (ericj48) | 55.15 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |