The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5308. | Welcometomycrucifixion (tim... | 101.49 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 5309. | Eli Ferdinand Edralin (elfe... | 101.49 | 99% | 2021-11-06 |
| 5310. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 101.49 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 5311. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 101.49 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5312. | Cody (copayne) | 101.48 | 93% | 2012-05-27 |
| 5313. | Tozu (tozu2) | 101.47 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5314. | Kim (causes1) | 101.47 | 95% | 2016-03-26 |
| 5315. | Petra (petralala) | 101.47 | 98% | 2014-12-02 |
| 5316. | Jennifer (jwintersgill) | 101.47 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5317. | Chandler (blurreh) | 101.46 | 96% | 2013-05-20 |
| 5318. | speedy (tryhardhebrew7) | 101.45 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5319. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 101.45 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 5320. | adsf (max_m7) | 101.45 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 5321. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 101.45 | 92% | 2013-01-29 |
| 5322. | John (atakecs) | 101.45 | 96.5% | 2023-06-20 |
| 5323. | Joe (jrobins) | 101.45 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 5324. | WEEEEEE (siddharth_nair) | 101.44 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 5325. | Pingspy (pingspy) | 101.44 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5326. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 101.44 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5327. | Dave (ousooner) | 101.44 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 5328. | Arthur (ajdem) | 101.42 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 5329. | vroom (junap) | 101.42 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5330. | asdf (jplow2) | 101.42 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 5331. | Tom (hilltopchill) | 101.41 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 5332. | Apithat Sombatsiri (itsmek4nz) | 101.40 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 5333. | Tani (tanigross3) | 101.40 | 95.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5334. | David (bubberducky) | 101.39 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
| 5335. | Allison (allisonwangg) | 101.39 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5336. | Jeff (elregalo) | 101.39 | 95% | 2014-01-15 |
| 5337. | Dan (moxjet) | 101.39 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |