The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8405. | Arvid (actaz) | 50.04 | 92% | 2012-10-11 |
| 8406. | Sahil (sahilb7) | 50.03 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 8407. | taya (tamey0urimpala) | 50.03 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8408. | Damian (waninggibbous) | 50.03 | 93% | 2020-07-20 |
| 8409. | physicst (skr90) | 50.03 | 98% | 2015-04-28 |
| 8410. | ndvhung_ctt (ndvhung_ctt) | 50.02 | 94% | 2011-06-17 |
| 8411. | Faiq Ayubi (froxt) | 50.01 | 89% | 2017-01-10 |
| 8412. | cylmar (cylmar) | 50.01 | 92% | 2011-04-06 |
| 8413. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 50.01 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
| 8414. | sugz (sugz) | 50.01 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 8415. | Egi (dr12) | 50.01 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 8416. | Wes (swes) | 50.00 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 8417. | Brendan (redsoxrager) | 50.00 | 83% | 2014-02-10 |
| 8418. | darshan (da4shano) | 50.00 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8419. | Tung (ungom12) | 50.00 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 8420. | T-bage (rrraaadddaaa) | 50.00 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8421. | HaloZombies (halozombies) | 49.99 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8422. | Aditya (oukisglaive) | 49.99 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8423. | Roc (arbitroc) | 49.99 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 8424. | xristina (xristina) | 49.99 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 8425. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 49.99 | 96% | 2013-06-07 |
| 8426. | Baker (skatman9010) | 49.98 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
| 8427. | Michael George (lmech) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8428. | awais (awaisseo) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 8429. | keyman (lamjai) | 49.98 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8430. | Gang (gang2004) | 49.98 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8431. | tuvietthao (tuvietthao) | 49.98 | 97% | 2013-08-03 |
| 8432. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8433. | Pete (meta4) | 49.97 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8434. | Flarco (flarcomegalul) | 49.97 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |