So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5087. | (vardan) | 98.31 | 96% | 2012-08-03 |
| 5088. | (sharlo) | 98.31 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5089. | (aum123) | 98.31 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 5090. | (xnpi) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
| 5091. | (nekohime) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
| 5092. | (ssj4gogeta) | 98.30 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 5093. | (mitchpaglia) | 98.30 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5094. | (therobot99) | 98.29 | 99% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5095. | (majestic42) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5096. | (minwoo89) | 98.29 | 100% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5097. | (jashaan) | 98.29 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 5098. | (divchyna) | 98.29 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 5099. | (peterjs21) | 98.28 | 80% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5100. | Hen (sharoop) | 98.28 | 89% | 2016-01-19 |
| 5101. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 98.28 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 5102. | Serious (serious) | 98.28 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 5103. | (kalski) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5104. | (5p33d) | 98.27 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 5105. | (semme01) | 98.27 | 98% | 2014-06-17 |
| 5106. | (ouji) | 98.27 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 5107. | (emerence_mirage) | 98.27 | 97% | 2012-12-24 |
| 5108. | (paypay43) | 98.26 | 86% | 2012-10-10 |
| 5109. | (kinmone) | 98.26 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5110. | Nate (thatguyx) | 98.26 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5111. | (pompom9999) | 98.26 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 5112. | Mel (melodoc) | 98.25 | 98% | 2012-08-29 |
| 5113. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 98.24 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 5114. | (darthshrine) | 98.24 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 5115. | (natmac4) | 98.23 | 99% | 2014-09-22 |
| 5116. | (tensai91) | 98.23 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |