So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5194. | Vardan (vardan) | 98.31 | 96% | 2012-08-03 |
| 5195. | Storytime (sharlo) | 98.31 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5196. | Aum (aum123) | 98.31 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 5197. | Pi (xnpi) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
| 5198. | seitenshineko (nekohime) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
| 5199. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 98.30 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 5200. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 98.30 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5201. | Turnine (therobot99) | 98.29 | 99% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5202. | Majestic42 (majestic42) | 98.29 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5203. | Christian (minwoo89) | 98.29 | 100% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5204. | Jashan (jashaan) | 98.29 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 5205. | Krista (divchyna) | 98.29 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 5206. | Peter (peterjs21) | 98.28 | 80% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5207. | Hen (sharoop) | 98.28 | 89% | 2016-01-19 |
| 5208. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 98.28 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 5209. | Serious (serious) | 98.28 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 5210. | kalski (kalski) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5211. | Ampit (5p33d) | 98.27 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 5212. | Simon (semme01) | 98.27 | 98% | 2014-06-17 |
| 5213. | Ren (ouji) | 98.27 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 5214. | Vanilla (emerence_mirage) | 98.27 | 97% | 2012-12-24 |
| 5215. | paypay (paypay43) | 98.26 | 86% | 2012-10-10 |
| 5216. | Kinimon (kinmone) | 98.26 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5217. | Nate (thatguyx) | 98.26 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5218. | Savannah (pompom9999) | 98.26 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 5219. | Mel (melodoc) | 98.25 | 98% | 2012-08-29 |
| 5220. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 98.24 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 5221. | Angus (darthshrine) | 98.24 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 5222. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 98.23 | 99% | 2014-09-22 |
| 5223. | Hanamichi (tensai91) | 98.23 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |