So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17914. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 71.74 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 17915. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 71.73 | 95% | 2019-07-04 |
| 17916. | gerald (geraldgerald) | 71.73 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 17917. | Ro (roha89) | 71.73 | 94% | 2020-06-03 |
| 17918. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 71.73 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17919. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 71.73 | 85% | 2016-04-22 |
| 17920. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 71.72 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 17921. | Thomas (ashryx) | 71.72 | 94% | 2017-12-19 |
| 17922. | mohammadreza (mohammadrezae... | 71.72 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 17923. | Maria (barcaforever) | 71.72 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 17924. | n00b (monil) | 71.72 | 96% | 2011-08-19 |
| 17925. | NighthavN (nighthavn) | 71.71 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 17926. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 71.71 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 17927. | ppbeto (ppbeto) | 71.71 | 92% | 2011-06-05 |
| 17928. | Karlis (tmtx) | 71.71 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 17929. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 71.71 | 94% | 2016-07-23 |
| 17930. | Just (ottovon) | 71.70 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 17931. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 71.70 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 17932. | stefan (rufster24) | 71.70 | 99% | 2013-07-24 |
| 17933. | Evan (evanneal) | 71.70 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 17934. | n00b (gimape07) | 71.70 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 17935. | Ritika (ritika_) | 71.70 | 93% | 2011-09-15 |
| 17936. | Smoke (smoke91) | 71.69 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 17937. | Andrey (bloodysmoke) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 17938. | tstats[agarwaltanish10] (ag... | 71.69 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 17939. | Ruben (cerane) | 71.69 | 88% | 2016-01-03 |
| 17940. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 71.69 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 17941. | Mark (surgery) | 71.69 | 87% | 2013-01-19 |
| 17942. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 71.69 | 99% | 2013-04-23 |
| 17943. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 71.68 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |