When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5777. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 95.24 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 5778. | Michael (mcassedy) | 95.24 | 97% | 2017-04-29 |
| 5779. | Evil (evileccentric) | 95.23 | 98% | 2025-08-29 |
| 5780. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 95.23 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 5781. | Alec (supperz1) | 95.22 | 99.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 5782. | Raunak (aabbcc333) | 95.22 | 97.3% | 2024-12-04 |
| 5783. | Luna (omgitstheyang) | 95.22 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5784. | Francisco (ffdc) | 95.22 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 5785. | Hail (voolcan) | 95.21 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 5786. | Dinh (repiv) | 95.21 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 5787. | Nickisai (tarokan) | 95.21 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 5788. | imtdk (imtdk) | 95.21 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 5789. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 95.21 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5790. | Connor (craposo7) | 95.21 | 96.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5791. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 95.21 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 5792. | Sadid (sadard) | 95.20 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5793. | otto (ottocorrect) | 95.18 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5794. | LayZCake (layz_cake) | 95.18 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 5795. | Arpeggio (itsarpeggio) | 95.17 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5796. | Mason (nosamnm) | 95.17 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 5797. | Jimbo (harrian) | 95.17 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 5798. | mat (greenode) | 95.17 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 5799. | Alain (alainnguyen92) | 95.16 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5800. | Jared (jabber_) | 95.16 | 98.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5801. | StsThorn (ststhorn) | 95.15 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5802. | Chris (chriswck) | 95.15 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 5803. | Mr.NoHands (kingus13) | 95.14 | 96% | 2025-12-09 |
| 5804. | josiah (jo3i4hp9) | 95.14 | 95.9% | 2024-06-07 |
| 5805. | Ben (benmac1) | 95.14 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 5806. | Nolan (jyutan) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |