So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32980. | Ta (study) | 47.00 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 32981. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 47.00 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 32982. | ristoteles (ristoteles) | 46.99 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 32983. | sergi (sergi777) | 46.99 | 86% | 2011-10-04 |
| 32984. | Mono (aloadofbooks12) | 46.98 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 32985. | agilemaverick (shreyaasridhar) | 46.98 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 32986. | Paul (johnporu) | 46.98 | 93% | 2019-03-29 |
| 32987. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 46.98 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 32988. | Pavan (pavan44) | 46.98 | 91% | 2014-09-25 |
| 32989. | Ben hassine (medahmed) | 46.98 | 97% | 2012-12-16 |
| 32990. | David (davidmanjarrez) | 46.98 | 90% | 2016-06-05 |
| 32991. | Siddle (siddle33) | 46.97 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 32992. | dogwong (dogwong) | 46.97 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 32993. | Beau Ivan Louie (sarsi22) | 46.97 | 91% | 2011-09-30 |
| 32994. | Alex (esquiaqui) | 46.96 | 91.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 32995. | Enoch (enochs) | 46.96 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 32996. | Mike (mikereze) | 46.95 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 32997. | oTTo (otto43) | 46.95 | 92% | 2018-07-18 |
| 32998. | Rinto (1abb) | 46.95 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 32999. | Miku (blacknekomata) | 46.95 | 95% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33000. | Graham (grogers) | 46.94 | 92% | 2013-02-10 |
| 33001. | Marko (dragi____) | 46.94 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 33002. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 46.94 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33003. | pnson99 (pnson99) | 46.94 | 99% | 2014-06-03 |
| 33004. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 46.93 | 92% | 2011-09-10 |
| 33005. | Wrya Mohammed (prog4) | 46.93 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 33006. | Regi (regirogui) | 46.93 | 91% | 2023-07-04 |
| 33007. | bebestla (bebestla) | 46.93 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 33008. | Deni (zingaraaa) | 46.93 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 33009. | Raging Patatas (harveebaynas) | 46.92 | 86% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |