So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11238. | (l__l) | 83.15 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 11239. | Otto (ottis) | 83.14 | 96% | 2015-12-31 |
| 11240. | elnino (elnio2803) | 83.14 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11241. | potato0329 (potato0329) | 83.14 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 11242. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 83.14 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 11243. | Noodle (noodle0044) | 83.14 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 11244. | chom (chomchomchomchomchom) | 83.14 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11245. | Liad (ozonzono) | 83.14 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11246. | 799 (khs4126428) | 83.13 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 11247. | Lloyd (llgraves) | 83.13 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11248. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 83.13 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11249. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 83.13 | 94% | 2012-04-25 |
| 11250. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 83.13 | 97% | 2011-09-17 |
| 11251. | Hans (hans007) | 83.13 | 96% | 2015-04-11 |
| 11252. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 83.13 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 11253. | Castle (achacon1) | 83.13 | 96% | 2013-11-14 |
| 11254. | Brayden (braddin123) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11255. | ottimo (ottimo) | 83.12 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 11256. | alex (kamer) | 83.12 | 98% | 2014-03-02 |
| 11257. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 83.12 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 11258. | LIn En-Hsiang (iamovid) | 83.12 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 11259. | Kill (2fast4yall) | 83.11 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 11260. | typegud (desun) | 83.11 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11261. | Eddie (artourzy) | 83.11 | 98% | 2017-04-11 |
| 11262. | Anh Duy (duyha1992) | 83.11 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11263. | Branden (brandendm) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11264. | Mom (mahm) | 83.10 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 11265. | connie (conxlee) | 83.10 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 11266. | Feisal (frankwhizza) | 83.10 | 91% | 2015-01-14 |
| 11267. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 83.10 | 96% | 2011-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |