So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21563. | giraffex (giraffex) | 66.06 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 21564. | Tuomo (ystavani_marko) | 66.06 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 21565. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 66.06 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 21566. | kai (master_kai) | 66.06 | 95% | 2012-06-06 |
| 21567. | Tugge (tugge) | 66.06 | 90% | 2014-01-12 |
| 21568. | Shucky (sharkyac) | 66.06 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 21569. | Rain (rainy) | 66.06 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 21570. | steroids steroids everywher... | 66.06 | 93% | 2013-05-20 |
| 21571. | Adilson (adilsonpuro) | 66.06 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 21572. | CLQ (clqq) | 66.05 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 21573. | Stephen (stephcteee) | 66.05 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 21574. | Abinash (dragongrg) | 66.05 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 21575. | Pantelis (akatanomastos) | 66.05 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 21576. | Joe (jkolassa) | 66.05 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 21577. | Dat (datdq295) | 66.05 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 21578. | Bugatti (bugattiveyronsk) | 66.05 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 21579. | ros (heyokay1234) | 66.04 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 21580. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 66.04 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 21581. | Sawburned (sawburned) | 66.04 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 21582. | utility4u (utility4u) | 66.04 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21583. | OTTFF (ottff) | 66.04 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 21584. | JOHN (johnemo) | 66.04 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 21585. | Kevin (ez8zz001) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 21586. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 66.03 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 21587. | Mubashir (neeo) | 66.03 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 21588. | Dr (drchhun) | 66.02 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 21589. | carwyn (idolstrahs) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21590. | jo (gogojojo) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 21591. | Nathan (theoddorange) | 66.02 | 85% | 2014-05-02 |
| 21592. | dat (leophan) | 66.02 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |