The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11794. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 96.75 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 11795. | Bhindi! :P (crickabhi1) | 96.75 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 11796. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 11797. | qweqwe (qweu) | 96.74 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11798. | Brad (thaboggla) | 96.74 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 11799. | Meg (megsm07) | 96.74 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 11800. | Mark (markieisfast) | 96.73 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11801. | Katsuobushy (katsuobushy) | 96.73 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11802. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 96.73 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 11803. | Zilong (zhziong) | 96.73 | 97% | 2015-02-02 |
| 11804. | Corey (exit2stageleft) | 96.73 | 97% | 2012-06-27 |
| 11805. | Bird (rockarmy) | 96.73 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 11806. | Eve (mach_5) | 96.72 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 11807. | Joel (easynoob) | 96.72 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 11808. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 96.72 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 11809. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 96.72 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 11810. | Peter (habibp) | 96.71 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11811. | 🛞 (otomo) | 96.71 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11812. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 96.71 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 11813. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 96.71 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 11814. | majxo (majxo) | 96.70 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 11815. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 11816. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 96.70 | 97% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11817. | Kailan (kailan) | 96.70 | 96% | 2013-04-02 |
| 11818. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 96.70 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11819. | DP (entreri47) | 96.70 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 11820. | JCRueco (shizile) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 11821. | Gaz (gdeacon7) | 96.69 | 99% | 2013-03-19 |
| 11822. | scrgesmells (scrgesmells) | 96.68 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 11823. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |