I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17856. | Joss (oddiology) | 68.79 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17857. | Vincent (pachomme) | 68.79 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 17858. | Sophia (sophia_rose) | 68.78 | 95% | 2025-02-06 |
| 17859. | Ted (smart_tedergy) | 68.78 | 94% | 2018-07-01 |
| 17860. | Andrew (herpdederpderp) | 68.78 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 17861. | Khaled (ballous) | 68.78 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 17862. | CrimsonPJ (crimson_pj) | 68.78 | 89% | 2016-04-14 |
| 17863. | Green_Venator (hreen_venator) | 68.77 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 17864. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 68.77 | 95% | 2022-08-31 |
| 17865. | Ron (antikoala) | 68.77 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17866. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 68.77 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 17867. | Mahedi (12362) | 68.77 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 17868. | Mike (hog7654) | 68.77 | 96% | 2015-08-10 |
| 17869. | Nicolas (dasocko) | 68.76 | 98.5% | 2024-11-27 |
| 17870. | Josh (joshuasull12) | 68.76 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17871. | Chet (chethus) | 68.76 | 95% | 2020-05-02 |
| 17872. | ihatepunctuations (tiraland... | 68.75 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 17873. | shivam (tambourinetower) | 68.75 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 17874. | lio (osybius) | 68.75 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 17875. | ohoo (oholter) | 68.75 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 17876. | patembe (patembe) | 68.75 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 17877. | perry (perrylateyard) | 68.74 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17878. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 68.74 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 17879. | Jessica (mtochkova) | 68.74 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 17880. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 68.74 | 89% | 2016-03-06 |
| 17881. | Nandhu (nandhu871) | 68.73 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 17882. | Aditya (adityaraja) | 68.73 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17883. | Espen Oliver (masterabsinthe) | 68.73 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
| 17884. | dinger (kupshy) | 68.73 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 17885. | Aggy (tuigovno) | 68.72 | 95% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |