So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29329. | ATIF (atifsld) | 53.98 | 86% | 2016-12-08 |
| 29330. | angie (angelow) | 53.98 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 29331. | Radu (radutache) | 53.98 | 90% | 2016-07-04 |
| 29332. | David (brodogo) | 53.97 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
| 29333. | jean (sepi11) | 53.97 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 29334. | HeMan (hitul) | 53.97 | 97.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29335. | Saranga (xaesm) | 53.97 | 93% | 2022-01-08 |
| 29336. | Marco (ankush12) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 29337. | A (gizmo17) | 53.97 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 29338. | Val (lavmotoh) | 53.97 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 29339. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 53.96 | 87% | 2015-10-22 |
| 29340. | Lam (lamnv) | 53.96 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 29341. | Romit (junior12345) | 53.96 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 29342. | Mazak (mazak) | 53.96 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 29343. | Katie (progress_2009) | 53.96 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 29344. | Bear (bearhaman@gmail.com) | 53.96 | 92% | 2011-07-17 |
| 29345. | Plingus (gigapog) | 53.95 | 93.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 29346. | kaykoe (lysy69420) | 53.95 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 29347. | Shaheendra (waffle_demon) | 53.95 | 91% | 2017-01-31 |
| 29348. | oswald (oswald63) | 53.95 | 97% | 2014-07-05 |
| 29349. | Kim (klapsley) | 53.95 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 29350. | Bilawal (bilawal) | 53.95 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 29351. | Vasco (veps_) | 53.94 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 29352. | James (jynx0) | 53.94 | 94% | 2023-01-03 |
| 29353. | Shawn (drakonix) | 53.94 | 89% | 2016-01-22 |
| 29354. | Amaliatul (beaufybee) | 53.94 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
| 29355. | Macmod (macmod) | 53.94 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 29356. | 台 (taiwanes) | 53.94 | 99% | 2011-09-03 |
| 29357. | Derek (lol12345678) | 53.94 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 29358. | boen (boengituloh) | 53.94 | 93% | 2012-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |