As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15474. | Hoang (thaiht) | 71.23 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15475. | Nikee (nikee25) | 71.23 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 15476. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 71.23 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15477. | jan (c_bohannon) | 71.23 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15478. | Rappo (rappo) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 15479. | xcelsior (delphire) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 15480. | Venom (_venom) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 15481. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 71.23 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 15482. | 傻 (zzzson) | 71.23 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
| 15483. | heythere (ym123) | 71.23 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 15484. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 71.23 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
| 15485. | lovro (lovros) | 71.22 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 15486. | Kent (weebkent) | 71.22 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 15487. | Javon (instagram_danieley4) | 71.22 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15488. | Matthijs (matthijs_) | 71.22 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 15489. | Jeremy (mises) | 71.22 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15490. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 71.21 | 91% | 2016-01-24 |
| 15491. | Jainosauruz (jai_919) | 71.21 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15492. | Kyle (polishhero) | 71.21 | 85% | 2015-12-24 |
| 15493. | Rickard (ospf) | 71.21 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 15494. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 71.20 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 15495. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 71.20 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15496. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 71.20 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 15497. | Katherine (incur) | 71.19 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| 15498. | predrag (pkmfs) | 71.19 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 15499. | Ian (ianlang123) | 71.19 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 15500. | John (loki83jcg) | 71.19 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 15501. | eryoma (eryoma) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 15502. | tofuegy (tofuegy) | 71.18 | 93% | 2024-06-03 |
| 15503. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |