So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21313. | Alan (erical77) | 66.46 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 21314. | nghi (nghixa) | 66.46 | 96% | 2014-01-05 |
| 21315. | law (ekimho) | 66.46 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 21316. | SANDEEP TYAGI (sandeep_tyagi) | 66.45 | 95% | 2013-06-06 |
| 21317. | Gregor (groovygregor) | 66.45 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 21318. | J (fluffernutter345) | 66.45 | 99% | 2015-10-01 |
| 21319. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 66.44 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 21320. | Hoang (hoang26hoang) | 66.44 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 21321. | Madison (speedbltch) | 66.44 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 21322. | Tom (tdaugherty29) | 66.44 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 21323. | Nobody (badd0) | 66.43 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 21324. | John (arjo14144) | 66.43 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 21325. | bhmalek (bhmalek) | 66.43 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 21326. | tyranted (tyranted) | 66.43 | 95% | 2016-04-26 |
| 21327. | Payam (pvza85) | 66.43 | 98% | 2011-08-19 |
| 21328. | Valen (tg_valen) | 66.43 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 21329. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 66.42 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 21330. | luqehr (luqehr) | 66.42 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 21331. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 66.42 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 21332. | rubiksuber008 (rubikscuber008) | 66.42 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 21333. | Ali (sexspasatel) | 66.42 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 21334. | Niccolò (niccoflo) | 66.42 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 21335. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 66.42 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 21336. | Rickard (ospf) | 66.42 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 21337. | Jack (jackav) | 66.42 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 21338. | Rikrish (dardbador) | 66.41 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 21339. | Mastermind (shariq) | 66.41 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
| 21340. | Nos (nosferatu23) | 66.41 | 97% | 2013-04-16 |
| 21341. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 66.41 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
| 21342. | Duy (duypham) | 66.41 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |