You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1438. | thranduills (thranduills) | 83.69 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1439. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 83.69 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1440. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 83.67 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 1441. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 83.66 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1442. | jaime (automemory) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1443. | warfareㄺ (an66) | 83.62 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1444. | srasu (suskeyhose) | 83.62 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1445. | Emma (emangoes) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1446. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 83.59 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 1447. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 83.58 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1448. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 83.55 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1449. | Lina (linathefastestyper) | 83.53 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1450. | Cameron (sebajun) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1451. | Carmelo (fl0res) | 83.44 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1452. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.38 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1453. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 83.38 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1454. | oskar (oskarle99) | 83.35 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1455. | Vincent (vinhsenpai) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1456. | Will (wsmiteh) | 83.34 | 95% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1457. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 83.33 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 1458. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 83.32 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1459. | Troy (troydaigneau) | 83.29 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1460. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 83.24 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1461. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1462. | Christian (paralin) | 83.22 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1463. | Bantu (bantu88) | 83.22 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1464. | anant (nntnag17) | 83.21 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1465. | Laura (luckybishop) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1466. | Renson (renson1) | 83.14 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1467. | Meirage (csgomaster) | 83.14 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |