The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17234. | Alf (jacv_10) | 78.61 | 99% | 2026-04-12 |
| 17235. | Piggiymaster (piggiymaster) | 78.61 | 96% | 2025-03-30 |
| 17236. | James (thurstythurston) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 17237. | Johnny (sodaman509) | 78.61 | 96% | 2025-10-12 |
| 17238. | Siri (eternalreign) | 78.61 | 94% | 2021-12-31 |
| 17239. | Brent (avoc17) | 78.61 | 94% | 2021-03-31 |
| 17240. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 17241. | Chris (hazzypls) | 78.61 | 93% | 2011-10-30 |
| 17242. | James (jab1012) | 78.61 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 17243. | Musta (mustaghami) | 78.60 | 98% | 2025-11-09 |
| 17244. | FREEPALESTINE (fukzionists) | 78.60 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 17245. | Tom (tomm1234y) | 78.60 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 17246. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 78.60 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 17247. | No (noman75) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 17248. | W (wbhizzle7) | 78.60 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 17249. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 78.60 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 17250. | Daniel (ilikegeese) | 78.59 | 97.2% | 2025-03-31 |
| 17251. | Amongusimposter1 (amongusim... | 78.59 | 96.5% | 2025-03-22 |
| 17252. | Asim (_asim_) | 78.59 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 17253. | Mango (snoeq) | 78.59 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 17254. | Glenn (scrap104) | 78.59 | 95% | 2015-06-27 |
| 17255. | Khoa (khoanguyendang_1234) | 78.59 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 17256. | Fritz (oskar669) | 78.59 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17257. | Ilya (rotator73) | 78.59 | 99% | 2015-03-11 |
| 17258. | Connor (rower) | 78.59 | 88% | 2012-02-17 |
| 17259. | Joo (jooooooo) | 78.59 | 95% | 2018-03-20 |
| 17260. | Arun (genxt) | 78.59 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 17261. | slim (slimeonog) | 78.58 | 95.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 17262. | Soupsack (soupsack) | 78.58 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| 17263. | Dan (dan1231235552) | 78.58 | 97% | 2024-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |