The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13873. | venky (venky56) | 37.35 | 85% | 2014-04-26 |
| 13874. | (285115059) | 37.35 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 13875. | Leo (ganlinqian) | 37.34 | 90% | 2012-11-08 |
| 13876. | (anguianoewi) | 37.33 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 13877. | (pocker) | 37.33 | 95% | 2014-08-25 |
| 13878. | daedre (daedre) | 37.33 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 13879. | (when) | 37.33 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 13880. | (balu_80) | 37.33 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 13881. | (reinerzaft) | 37.32 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13882. | alex (alexpen543) | 37.32 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 13883. | Tyler (read2) | 37.32 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13884. | (karlito223) | 37.32 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 13885. | (love_iran) | 37.32 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13886. | mavro (wampiz) | 37.32 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 13887. | Kon (konnn) | 37.31 | 92% | 2014-07-04 |
| 13888. | (blackey) | 37.31 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 13889. | (rashidattari) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-02-24 |
| 13890. | (jennjohnrey) | 37.30 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 13891. | (rosy) | 37.30 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 13892. | Aravind (theloneranger) | 37.30 | 89% | 2015-09-26 |
| 13893. | (oryptic) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 13894. | (malu) | 37.30 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 13895. | Sophia (sophiah83) | 37.29 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 13896. | (tomas) | 37.29 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 13897. | (manojkumar) | 37.28 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 13898. | (devil_lucifer) | 37.27 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 13899. | banu (banu97) | 37.27 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 13900. | (mitry) | 37.27 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| 13901. | (galildor) | 37.27 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 13902. | (sikka7) | 37.26 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |