The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11389. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 44.31 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 11390. | Nur (nurmd) | 44.31 | 91% | 2014-05-10 |
| 11391. | Lisa (mzfortunate) | 44.31 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 11392. | HC (hphsong) | 44.31 | 96% | 2014-02-07 |
| 11393. | Abdur Rahman (abdur45) | 44.30 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 11394. | The Notorious B.O.G. (habad... | 44.30 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11395. | Tri (trianthony) | 44.29 | 90% | 2011-11-04 |
| 11396. | james (jdfenton1234) | 44.29 | 88% | 2013-06-01 |
| 11397. | Mantvydas (mantvisxxl) | 44.29 | 82% | 2017-03-07 |
| 11398. | darealgummys (darealgummys) | 44.29 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11399. | ariyaninj (aryaninj) | 44.29 | 93% | 2022-09-07 |
| 11400. | Tokii (qttokii) | 44.29 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 11401. | Manos (manos_jason) | 44.29 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11402. | xiagox (xiagox) | 44.29 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 11403. | kristie (mozisek) | 44.29 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 11404. | Karla (meanlady) | 44.29 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 11405. | Lluisu (lluisu_) | 44.28 | 93% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11406. | Aadesh (aadesh) | 44.28 | 91% | 2014-06-07 |
| 11407. | OrIoX (oriox) | 44.28 | 95% | 2017-06-22 |
| 11408. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 44.28 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 11409. | Sid (darklordsep) | 44.28 | 86% | 2013-03-08 |
| 11410. | Dnyanendra (danyk_16) | 44.27 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11411. | Joyce (joycesalabas) | 44.27 | 96% | 2015-04-23 |
| 11412. | sweety (sweety2) | 44.27 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 11413. | supolchai (supolchai) | 44.27 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 11414. | jalal (jma410) | 44.27 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 11415. | gaurav (somaiyagaurav) | 44.27 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 11416. | Hassan (hassanjazzy143) | 44.27 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 11417. | porphyrogennetos (porphyrog... | 44.26 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11418. | Kacper (alca) | 44.26 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |