Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14121. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 78.14 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 14122. | Ryluz (ryluz) | 78.14 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 14123. | Wang (black_life941) | 78.13 | 93% | 2014-06-20 |
| 14124. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 78.13 | 97% | 2015-07-25 |
| 14125. | Edward (edward54321) | 78.13 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 14126. | Brian (redder558) | 78.13 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 14127. | lio (osybius) | 78.13 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14128. | Cheese (arandomasiankid) | 78.13 | 95% | 2023-02-21 |
| 14129. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 78.13 | 96.3% | 2023-07-17 |
| 14130. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 78.13 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 14131. | ruzain (ruzain02) | 78.13 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14132. | pico (picowei) | 78.12 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 14133. | Jack (yiningzhao) | 78.12 | 94% | 2012-08-28 |
| 14134. | yet (whatthewaht) | 78.12 | 88% | 2016-03-13 |
| 14135. | Targi (targi) | 78.12 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 14136. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 78.12 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 14137. | Timmo (aurum_exo) | 78.11 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 14138. | renan (renanskie) | 78.11 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 14139. | Kristin (kspeikers) | 78.11 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 14140. | ore (orezee) | 78.11 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 14141. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 78.11 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14142. | Vilia (liappi) | 78.11 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14143. | Robert (robnekaj) | 78.11 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 14144. | darwin (dlintag) | 78.10 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14145. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 78.10 | 92% | 2013-08-03 |
| 14146. | Zoom Zoom (zoomzoomgelo) | 78.10 | 85% | 2014-02-24 |
| 14147. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 78.10 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 14148. | Joshua (josheems) | 78.10 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14149. | Lucio (lueiasho) | 78.09 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 14150. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 78.09 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |