Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1885. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 57.60 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1886. | Luan (luan0763) | 57.59 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 1887. | Alexander (jopler) | 57.52 | 93% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1888. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 57.49 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1889. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 57.48 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1890. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 57.46 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1891. | IIIJJJ88 (mrjaiani) | 57.46 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1892. | Bug (bubbubs) | 57.46 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1893. | Benjamina (minawk) | 57.45 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1894. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 57.40 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1895. | Ano (ano123) | 57.39 | 94% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1896. | Rodolfo (antunesrodolfo) | 57.37 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1897. | jayesh (jayeshd) | 57.35 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 1898. | Katrina (lovekatrina1) | 57.34 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1899. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 57.32 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1900. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 57.31 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1901. | Order (orderadchaos) | 57.29 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1902. | Oathy (oathy) | 57.27 | 95% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1903. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 57.23 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1904. | EdK (edk2000) | 57.20 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1905. | shueisha (fxckonme) | 57.20 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1906. | Abe (abej2) | 57.16 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1907. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 57.15 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1908. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 57.11 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1909. | Shift (shiftw) | 57.10 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1910. | gost (akasyh) | 57.09 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1911. | Johannes (typerjojo) | 57.08 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1912. | Aloysius (dude100no) | 57.04 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1913. | ~~~ (2019ygao) | 56.99 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1914. | Derek (zocdeta) | 56.98 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |