As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8969. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 85.95 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
| 8970. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 85.95 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8971. | flying511 (flying511) | 85.94 | 98.2% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8972. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8973. | ~ (iateadrum) | 85.94 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 8974. | Cryztal (cryztalgalaxy) | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8975. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 85.93 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 8976. | Gabriel (gabrielbutu) | 85.93 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 8977. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 85.93 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 8978. | Micha (derpeus) | 85.93 | 97.2% | 2024-02-02 |
| 8979. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 85.93 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8980. | River (silentriver) | 85.92 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8981. | Chris T. (o0madara0o) | 85.92 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 8982. | Sean (sho01) | 85.92 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8983. | George (linnypurple) | 85.91 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8984. | Fille (pop0n) | 85.91 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 8985. | Siri (eternalreign) | 85.90 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8986. | Order (orderadchaos) | 85.90 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8987. | An (datran8258) | 85.90 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8988. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 85.89 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8989. | Amit (amiteshore) | 85.89 | 97.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8990. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 85.89 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8991. | Bri (dancingbri129) | 85.88 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8992. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 85.88 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8993. | David (king_cao1) | 85.88 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8994. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8995. | 102348 (102348) | 85.88 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8996. | eric (eric8) | 85.88 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8997. | Logan (loganft) | 85.88 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8998. | Tyler (ichihime123) | 85.87 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |