I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12573. | Michael (michaellco) | 80.84 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 12574. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 80.83 | 96% | 2015-10-06 |
| 12575. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 80.83 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 12576. | Franzvic (elbruh) | 80.82 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 12577. | dude (udead1) | 80.82 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 12578. | 👻 (james7890) | 80.82 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12579. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 80.82 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| 12580. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 80.82 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 12581. | lol (mr_tangent) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 12582. | Bryan (bryankyng) | 80.81 | 93% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12583. | Lucien (lucien) | 80.81 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 12584. | Grace (geg5) | 80.81 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 12585. | Vince (kavden_v) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 12586. | IvanIO (ivanio) | 80.80 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 12587. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12588. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 80.80 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12589. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 12590. | Jeb (jebpowers) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12591. | Hi (jxjx) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12592. | orde (orde) | 80.79 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12593. | Krzysztof (nightmarekiller) | 80.79 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 12594. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 80.78 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 12595. | Ferdi (fwv123) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12596. | Pyxa (mrzyne) | 80.78 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12597. | Travis (daltrav1) | 80.78 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 12598. | Erso (sickajacks) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 12599. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 80.78 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 12600. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12601. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12602. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |