The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20998. | Dad (boosh) | 80.63 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 20999. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 80.62 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 21000. | (nhasan0290) | 80.62 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 21001. | (oholter) | 80.62 | 100% | 2015-10-17 |
| 21002. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 80.62 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 21003. | (merx03) | 80.62 | 98% | 2014-03-23 |
| 21004. | tstats[hvz07] (hvz07) | 80.61 | 98.4% | 2023-09-08 |
| 21005. | (sinnamonroll21) | 80.61 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 21006. | (eggcustard) | 80.61 | 90% | 2016-08-07 |
| 21007. | Josh (revizion) | 80.61 | 91% | 2012-11-30 |
| 21008. | (orthanek) | 80.60 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
| 21009. | Zel (zeljo) | 80.60 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| 21010. | (dengdeng) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 21011. | Matthew (liberz) | 80.60 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21012. | (jayderby) | 80.60 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 21013. | (adam1219) | 80.60 | 95% | 2014-10-21 |
| 21014. | ozamandias (orbman_) | 80.59 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 21015. | Tongyi (shent) | 80.59 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21016. | Aleks (annarchy) | 80.59 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 21017. | Kyle (kthom925) | 80.58 | 94% | 2014-06-26 |
| 21018. | JahJi (jahji) | 80.58 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 21019. | (idlebot) | 80.58 | 99% | 2015-07-28 |
| 21020. | mt005 (mt005) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 21021. | (miguelll) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 21022. | (biggestluigi) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 21023. | Deez (coolio458) | 80.58 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 21024. | stl (stl74) | 80.58 | 96% | 2017-05-23 |
| 21025. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 80.58 | 99% | 2018-06-13 |
| 21026. | David (dwright) | 80.58 | 95% | 2015-07-10 |
| 21027. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |