And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23308. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 23309. | Patrick (jaredmiah) | 73.56 | 95.8% | 2023-06-21 |
| 23310. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 73.56 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 23311. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 73.56 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 23312. | Bob (wenzlick) | 73.56 | 98% | 2016-04-15 |
| 23313. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 73.55 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 23314. | dietibol_colemak (dietibol_... | 73.55 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 23315. | Julian (n00bslayer420) | 73.55 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 23316. | Adam (adamanz) | 73.55 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 23317. | typist (thecyclone) | 73.55 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| 23318. | 利奥纳多 (leeyunxu) | 73.55 | 97% | 2011-09-02 |
| 23319. | Asta (astadweller) | 73.54 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| 23320. | arvind (arvindtyping) | 73.54 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 23321. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 73.54 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 23322. | Kevin (despawned) | 73.54 | 93% | 2014-12-02 |
| 23323. | FozZeW (fozzew) | 73.54 | 98% | 2017-02-27 |
| 23324. | Ralp (jittery_wrists) | 73.53 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 23325. | Pedestrian (pedestrianscros... | 73.53 | 96.4% | 2023-06-02 |
| 23326. | Dang (namanhboi) | 73.53 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 23327. | Erik (vike92) | 73.53 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 23328. | Junaid (junaidahmad3) | 73.53 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 23329. | Neo (neoz1st) | 73.53 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 23330. | alan (orbit9) | 73.53 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 23331. | PEter (eganpg) | 73.53 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 23332. | asdfas (relashish) | 73.53 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 23333. | KraZy_KiLLa (krazy_killa) | 73.53 | 97% | 2014-05-25 |
| 23334. | Albin (dunderalf) | 73.52 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| 23335. | (a12456) | 73.52 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 23336. | vi (mashimaro243) | 73.52 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 23337. | Judi (judi) | 73.52 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |