I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5949. | josh (trek5900) | 98.75 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5950. | Beaky (beaky) | 98.75 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5951. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 98.74 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5952. | liwmus (liwmu) | 98.73 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 5953. | Benga (skebengat) | 98.73 | 97.5% | 2023-09-13 |
| 5954. | Andreas (frost_cold) | 98.72 | 97.7% | 2024-05-01 |
| 5955. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 98.72 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5956. | Ronnie (onie12) | 98.71 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5957. | woo (eastowest) | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 5958. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 98.71 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 5959. | Do My Dance (maershon) | 98.71 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5960. | CosmosPanda (cosmospanda) | 98.70 | 95.8% | 2025-02-16 |
| 5961. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 98.70 | 98.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 5962. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 98.70 | 98% | 2025-12-24 |
| 5963. | I'mSlow (alwaystooslow) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5964. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 98.70 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5965. | Uluru (uluru) | 98.69 | 97.7% | 2025-02-28 |
| 5966. | Mr. Simonelli (mrsimonelli) | 98.69 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5967. | Christian (christian_phi) | 98.69 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 5968. | shawn (orbicle) | 98.69 | 98.1% | 2024-07-09 |
| 5969. | Kyotz (kyotz) | 98.69 | 97.4% | 2024-04-23 |
| 5970. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 98.69 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5971. | E (mosanbrick) | 98.69 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 5972. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 98.68 | 99% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5973. | Arthur (artnet) | 98.68 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5974. | Will (boi1561) | 98.67 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 5975. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 98.67 | 97.2% | 2025-04-27 |
| 5976. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 98.67 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5977. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 98.67 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5978. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 98.66 | 97.7% | 2025-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |