The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 6381. | (mhuang422) | 97.74 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 6382. | (matt0509) | 97.74 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 6383. | (ajs8140) | 97.74 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 6384. | (jjxjacpot) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6385. | (jmkiser33) | 97.73 | 93% | 2015-03-02 |
| 6386. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 6387. | (luluci) | 97.73 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 6388. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 97.72 | 97% | 2014-04-13 |
| 6389. | (shadowspark) | 97.72 | 99% | 2014-10-27 |
| 6390. | (khaikhai2) | 97.72 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6391. | (lattelatte) | 97.71 | 99% | 2021-04-12 |
| 6392. | (aydoohhkb) | 97.71 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6393. | (beahmer) | 97.70 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 6394. | (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 97.70 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6395. | (plex) | 97.70 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 6396. | (knortic) | 97.70 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 6397. | Malana (murfffff) | 97.69 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6398. | (jaysflowers) | 97.69 | 94% | 2014-04-20 |
| 6399. | Jean (orangedrum) | 97.69 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 6400. | (karenskor) | 97.68 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 6401. | (yuihirasawa) | 97.67 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 6402. | (typerguy119) | 97.67 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6403. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 97.65 | 96.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 6404. | (samoyedsss) | 97.65 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 6405. | (paksy_waxy) | 97.65 | 97.5% | 2023-07-12 |
| 6406. | (warpol) | 97.65 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6407. | (luigi123mad) | 97.65 | 98.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6408. | (skroas) | 97.65 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6409. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 97.65 | 100% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6410. | (1934__) | 97.64 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |