The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13026. | (shay42) | 94.28 | 95% | 2015-12-27 |
| 13027. | (rookle) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 13028. | (aaronest) | 94.26 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13029. | (gkim0314) | 94.26 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 13030. | (davartan) | 94.26 | 96% | 2013-06-06 |
| 13031. | (ninjismo) | 94.26 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 13032. | (kickbull) | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13033. | _ (bettersins) | 94.26 | 97.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 13034. | (matt0509) | 94.26 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 13035. | (liz4liz5) | 94.25 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13036. | (seantoasters) | 94.25 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 13037. | 1980 (1980ops) | 94.25 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 13038. | haidanos (haidanos) | 94.25 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 13039. | (indarsharma) | 94.25 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 13040. | (omgpotatoes) | 94.25 | 98% | 2012-01-16 |
| 13041. | (tthuang1998) | 94.25 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 13042. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 94.24 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13043. | Adrian (orangebase) | 94.24 | 84% | 2016-12-08 |
| 13044. | Mike (theoptionexplicit) | 94.24 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13045. | Lost (lostviajero) | 94.24 | 93% | 2014-01-15 |
| 13046. | (maxiswaifu) | 94.24 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 13047. | (maxicalcio) | 94.24 | 96% | 2014-11-10 |
| 13048. | (xx420blazexx) | 94.24 | 91% | 2014-05-01 |
| 13049. | jb (woorie7) | 94.24 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 13050. | (leonidasewd) | 94.23 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 13051. | abhay (cs_abhay) | 94.23 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 13052. | RRKS (rrks43) | 94.23 | 99% | 2019-04-13 |
| 13053. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 94.23 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 13054. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 94.23 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 13055. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 94.23 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |